parents, do your children a favour...

... and teach them a valuable lesson that will get them to deal with everything easier:

Since I was contemplating on making up a children's book a while ago, I am starting to consider what will I be telling the children that will help them get a better understanding of that short life. I seriously still can't find a point of people claiming that they don't want the childhood of their children being "stolen away" while they allow them to play video games where you get charged up by 'fornicating' with a prostitute! (hat-tip: Kenan)

What lies under the concept of Life Is Fucked Up? Almost everything they need to know. And here is what it's about:

1. Never expect too much, not from people nor yourself
2. The thicker skin you got, the more chances you get to survive in this fuckin' life
3. Keep blaming yourself for being a bad person, no point of pointing the fingers at this and that and that - it's all you; parents never bring you up, it's your own fuckin' journey
4. Friends are like bread, the more pour into them, the more soggy and useless they become
5. Nobody gives a fuck about you, except your mother maybe. Not even your "best" friend
6. If you have a bad habit, and it helps you relax whatsoever, don't consider it a "bad" one - just keep doing it and wave the bird to everyone in their faces.
7. Sleep for two full days every week
8. You'll meet more shit-heads than good people
9. If you got a problem, go complain to a complete stranger - drunk and passed out would be better
10. The more deep you try to dig, the more fucked up shit you'll find - so stay shallow.
11. Don't Trust Any Fuckin' Body on this Earth
12. Use the word FUCK, because it's possibly the most expressive word in the history of languages and particularly English.
13. Your friends are fucked up, your teachers are fucked up, your classmates are fucked up, your colleagues are fucked up and even your doctors. Almost everybody you meet is fucked up, we just show each others beautiful sugar coatings. So don't think you're the only one leading a fucked up life.
14. DO YOUR FUCKIN' ASSIGNMENTS BEFORE THE FUCKIN' DEADLINE BY AT LEAST 2 MONTHS.

Yeah so shoot me, all this list leads up to the fact that you should do your assignments early. Do you realise the amount of stress students get under from assignments. And then Psychology people wonder why most of the nation is fucked up.

Don't give a fuck about this post, if you relate to it by any sense - you're in a fucked up position just like most people out there. So here's a new thing you learn about yourself.

I think I'm leaving blogging quite soon...

Hooker Barbies

just when you can't find the right idol for your daughters, why not teach them how to dress like hookers and earn their own money by hours of hard work?

I mean, come on! When I first saw the image I thought it was a parody but it seems to be REAL! Of course, me by the forces of nature couldn't help but fiddle with such atrocious thing.

Here are the gear that comes with your hooker Barbie. We shall examine them one by one:

• First, Bagme™ - The suitcase/bag that allows you to fit in all your needs and necessities for the evening.

• From the wide range of Barbie™ diaphragms, Barbie™ Contracepta™ and Ken-Is-Shit™ condoms. Just when you feel you don't think that client is the right man to be your baby's daddy - pop that diaphragm in girl and you're set to go.
  
  
• The other item would be the Barbie Wipemeoff Handkerchief™ that can come in handy after your customer's unwanted 'romance explosions' all over the scene. It can also be used to wipe off your whore paint and shoo away flies from your rotten areas (if you know what I'm sayin'...)
  
  
• The SeeItRightItAintNoFakeMoney Spectacles™ are for the sole purpose of verifying your commission's authenticity. Fed up with them cheapsters trying to get you with FAKE money. Not anymore *happy product smile*
  
  
• The Hat - it's just a damn hat, you can still use it as Barbie Wipemeoff Handkerchief™.
  
  
• If you're going to the mall, you know they won't let you in with your beautiful slut ruffle skirt. So you slip on the Slut-In-Capris™ and you'll magically turn into a mall rat. Or just a rat, in jeans, depends on how ugly you look.
  
  
• The Barbie-Dayum-I'm-Havin'-A-Baybee™ set is just the most appropriate for you. You need this anytime anywhere. A number of 6 pregnancy tests come in this black luxurious purse with the Hooker Barbie™ emblem in hot pink.
  
  
• Don't you worry about your creepy clients anymore, the My-Client-Is-Kinky Butt Spanker™ is just the right thing to have around in case your client is into masochism. It also comes in black with the brilliant emblem.
  
  
• Barbie™ Hootchie-Sandals™ are the best thing to have if you want to air your toes from them tight leather boots. Also, you can shove it up the smelly cootch of that ho that keeps stealing your clients from the corner down next to the parking lot!
  
  
• Bracelets are just bracelets, no sexual double-function to them.
  

Hooker Barbies are only available online, you can order one through Amazon US. Just for $15! What a catch. Thumbs up to The Last Shall Be First. If you're unsatisfied with your Hooker Barbie and looking for something more "dope" you can opt for Crack Ho Barbie. And for one with better dancing and "performing" skills, you can get the Exotic Dancer Barbie.

the post about everything

WARNING: This post is a photo post, so it's filled with images and random bits of writing. Enjoy ;)

One: Anti Everything is going great, you can check the group's pool on Flickr for the work there. My favourites are the following:

I just have a weakness for lips and teeth, being illustrated of course ;D

i love the simplicity of this spread, and I just think it's visually amazing



Love it! Such serif font never looked so interesting.

Two: I received 3 beautiful t-shirts from Blouzaat back in Jordan. The delivery took about a week, and it came in a beautiful wrapping. Check out the joyous set of photos I have of the 'occasion':

The t-shirts will be available for online ordering pretty soon, and for Europe (including UK) it takes about a week to arrive. So, you peoples can purchase the lovely t-shirts online pretty soon ;D

Three: the collection of my Mighty Glasses photographs is growing everyday day! Note that the following ones are in total random order and from very different times. Some go back to May 2007 and some from 2 days ago ;D

Lana

Rasha

Mai

Mohammad

Bilal

Yasemin

Sabeha (Sabz)

Hamza

Myiah

Ayaan


Sanaa


Tasmeya (Tas)

Asif

Bahaa'

Four: I didn't share my treasures and goodies that I got from Egyptoland, so here they are.

Recommended by MoFa, possibly one of the best books ever!

Umm Kulthum in London, possibly snapped on an ancient
Lomographic Supersampler. This page is from the magazine Al Kawakeb
about Um Kulthum's concert in London.

Al Kawakeb magazine, the Special Summer Issue. 1966, it has loads of
Egyptian celebrities enjoying their time on the beach.
Even some editorial with Suaad Husni!

Nadia Lotfi again on the cover of Kawakeb, but that's back in 1962.
I really like the Westend Watches' ad at the back!

Poster of "Hekayet El Omr Kollo" - who would resist buying
a poster with Ahmad Ramzi grabbing Faten Hamama's leg? haha

Little affiche (poster) of the movie "Al Shakk Al Qatel"
I just love EVEYTHING about this - look at the beautiful details
the illustrations, the typography, the layout. Beautiful!

I got a whole book (bound) of Al Mosawwer magazine for the year 1955
Aside from featuring interesting articles - the number of fascinating calligraphy,
illustrative ads, and interesting photographs is never-ending.
I just couldn't post the photos of everything!

That's it y'all, better comment! hehe

when should you consider self-injury?

when you have a to-do list that has two full sides

uft, I should study more :(

don't give your money to the kids...

but give them to help DONKEYS in Palestine...

Now this is just utterly ridiculous, I can't believe such charity exists and running normally. Animal Right activists, I'm all with respecting Animals - yet to actually prioritise them over humans is just sickening and atrociously stupid.

All this frustration aside, and the fact that you get to explore a website about Donkies and crazy British Animal Ladies on another side. A website that makes you wonder if it's just a freakin' prank. Oh the joy, especially when you see the following, um, what would she refer to them? Anyway, i'll refer to him as "Sarfoo7" - I don't know for the heck of it:

This fine, dark and handsome sarfoo7 is called "Abu Sabber" - and I'm not kidding. Abu Saaber, what a fine Arabic name. I just wonder what does Umm Saber thinks of him roaming with that blond woman all day. My guess would be the following:

Click for Penile Enlargement

After the incident, Abu Saaber akal hawa - he got what he deserves and Um Saber taught him more than a lesson or two. Yet that didn't stop him from promoting himself in the elections:

No sexual refrences on this: Click to XXLarge (what? it's my size! dirty minded!)

This other sarfoo7 has probably the most inappropriate, completely politically-incorrect name possibly be.

You know how you sometimes just don't know what to name your sarfoo7? You really get confused whether to name him after a Disney character or possibly the biggest attribute to Arabs or whatever. I know we're talking about Sarafee7 here, but still. This Sarfoo7's name is "Bombie" - wow, what a beautiful combination of Kada-bada-boom and Bambie. Just lovely, I wonder if she will get threats and sent back to UK. So if you're confused about your next extremists Littly Pony, worry no more! You got the name right there. Just make sure you don't get the haram one! it's HARAAAM!

I could totally imagine this one skinny sarfoo7 in the following situation:

Click Make Press Push

I guess it's not "Haven" after all - I still can't believe it had the word "Donkey" all over it (the website). I want to browse it in 3arabi, would be a 7ameeri experience :D

So yeah, I couldn't help but again go on into spending, rather "wasting" hours doing these photoshop stuff. Not really HOURS, but you know with all the distractions. Yalla roo7u sawtoo la Abu Naaser, I mean, Abu Saaber. Oh yeah.

wtf factor?

Since when Arabs are Creamy white and Sudanis are patchy brown?
Good concept, TERRIBLE finishing :/ Doubled male character with long hair, and pointless Spidey-web veil of a short haired woman?

that's DEFINITELY a WTF factor!

The Day I met Nadine Labaki

Thanks to Nadine Labaki's website, I was informed that the movie Caramel will be opening at the London Film Festival this year. I hurried to check the website, and I actually found it there and I booked two tickets.

A month later, the time has come. After I left the station, some work in a road messed up how to get the cinema in my head so we had to take a huge turn to reach it. We reached it at the end, a bit late. I wasn't worried about the movie, because I've already seen in back in Beirut. But I was worried that I missed whoever concerned with the movie as it's a première.

But to my surprise, after the movie ended - Nadine got on stage and I was applauding so hard I could barely feel my hands! They asked who has any questions, one only seemed to raise her hand and the other one was me! I asked her does she feel in such place, breaking boundaries getting to places, that she's representing Lebanese Woman in particular or all the women from the Arab world?

After she left the stage, I went, shook her hands and introduced myself to her. Then talked a bit and I got a photo with her. WHEE, the joyness!

Nadine isn't just another celebrity to me, I seriously love her work and insist that she is one of the biggest creative powers in the Arab World.

edible

this, is, absolutely, pointless, and, ridiculously, gross.

click to enlarge

If you're wondering by now what the hell are these, well, they're actual products being sold in a special beautifully-designed corner in Selfridge's, London. Now, the first thing that popped in my head was "Why?" what's the point of selling these stuff?

I have to say though, the packaging is brilliant, the type used and colours are pretty successful but such a waste. it's a package of TOASTED ANTS for heaven's sake!

kids

My nephews are the most entertaining creatures, well not when I'm not in the mood.

One of them doesn't know what cassettes are,
yes the CD generation (tsk, tsk - I feel old)

Another wears this t-shirt:

and they both cried and started to beat me when they saw my own edition of Superman:

according to my story, he lays his own eggs, lazer beam fired at them and they be cooked! :D

shut up, meshan rabkom

i did discuss it in some comment previously, but seriously Jordanian bloggers. Would you shut the fuck up about the rebranding of the two mobile networks? Garaftoo 3eeshetna more than the over flooding of our city with the ads.

Khalas, ekhrasoo
3ama y6oskoo, lol

I'm ill and been so for the last 2 days - So don't bear a grudge over what I say
but you're seriously obsessing about the matter - talk about the Moroccan elections a7sanelkom ya 7ilween.

i'm dizzy, bye

Free time

this is what I do in my free time, since being in the internet has become something you have to do rather than enjoy...

Yes, I scribble my butt off on blank sketchpad pages!
what do you do?

Harrypotterism

it's sad how throughout the last, probably decade, I've passed through these fads where people get totally crazed into it. Most of the times I seriously don't mind them, I might even consider going with the flow along with the other peeps. But there has been something in me, it's probably automatic, where I totally withdraw from such things and after it's finished I'd go "aw, did I miss it"

It happens mostly with movies, but also some other things. When people were collecting World Cup stickers back in the 90's, I insisted on going on to complete my collection of Garbage Pail Kids trading cards. So, you're probably wondering what is that fad I want to talk about (or if you have an IQ of 30 and higher you'd already know from the title).

Sorry, but I just feel like gutting out some lame jokes on photoshop and share them with you, G's!

I just couldn't resist slapping on that BET logo on the cover design of Harry Potter. I mean, seriously. Look at their groovy moves (or poses) along with all that Bling bling! REPRESENT. I could so imagine the following as well:

The hiphop industry sure loves to give space to British, white, teenage, hogwart wizards. I mean, what would be more fun than watching the whole scholar team of those magicy teachers bobbing their heads to the beat while Ha R. R. Yeah be rappin' in the foreground?

Rumour says he's doing a collaboration with Eminem, that would be interesting, no?
But MTV then confirmed that these are rumours:

click to enlarge and read.

I was always sceptical about this man-slapping-loving girl in his crew, the girl is ON to something. And of course after Ha got the mula (thanks Kloude) she be leavin' the red-head to Ha. Golddigger. Apologies to Herniamoanie fans, but I really liked that bit of the debut video. No wonder she left, he changed his crew and decided to go solo:

But other sources later showed an exclusive picture that tells us well enough on who Ha. R. R. Yeah will be joining, and it's no surprise to me. I always thought he was routing for that!

You hear dat? Dats right y'all, it's the sound of CRUNK cause CRUNK AIN'T DEAD!

The Cut

I guess I've mentioned it before in one of my lists, aside from me bugging the hell out of my friends talking about it. But Future TV's Arabised version of THE CUT reality show is soon to be filmed and broadcast.

Well, I applied earlier this year and apparently I made it through to the top 40 and I'll be flying to them for Casting and Personal Interviews.

Just pray for me, and wish me luck...

P.S: Amman is greateness, I'm already having a blast this summer :)

Room 5

I thought it was a tradition, especially when it comes down to me moving out from another room allocated by the freakin' university's accommodation. Yet I posted a couple of times when I left for holidays. At least I sticked to snapping a picture of my pin board before every RJ flight.

Now I'll just leave you with this random collage of photos I snapped over the span of almost last 10 days. I can't, and won't say that I'm not going to miss Uxbridge and London - But I seriously need a break and just chill for a starter! Whatever business in Amman, it's a good one!

A Smena Symbol, Sultan's Nerd shots, Sadiya's Visit, Leaving the room, Staying in a purple room that belongs to a girl that I don't know, Depressing view of my window, Samer and I at the bus stop surrounded by rain puddles, My friends and I in Abu Zaad restaurant, a Syrian made Pepsi in London, Mai's shiny shoes, Argeeleh, Giant glasses attack again, My huzban (Rasha) said goodbye, My Christian-crusader crown, Foil paper galore, and last time to see Mos3ab.

Auf Wiedersehen

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worst...

...I get egged

I wanted to say this for a while....

Well i'm sure Nas didn't make it up, cause anybody would do a better job finishing than this. I just struggled to let it go, until I had 3 nightmares of this woman and I think I saw her face in my bread loaf! Whoaaa. And you know what happened as well, she brought in childhood memories, cause everytime I stare at this photo...All I see is:

No? Seriously, no? And yes, I was always sceptical about Al Ragheef El Ajeeb's desire to get "baked". Tsk, so yeah..this is what I see. I don't know what political party this woman leads, but I sure know AS hell I wouldn't believe her cause she must be joking making a public appearance like this.

My favourite part about the picture:

It's like a magnification of an Agar plate, or better as if she fell on one.

or it could seriously be used on a Wikipedia entry, but wait, is it ROYALTY FREE?

Royalty free questions are like "Is it Halal Meat?" - Don't know why.
Speaking of Halal meat, this could possibly be seen:

Wow, its scary how much it matches the yellow outfit.

Please note that I am all in for Women being empowered in our society, but when you come to represent you need to know what are the LIMITS of not appearing publicly as a total joke. I hope she proves me wrong, and proves herself politically and be careful about her public image.

So this is a warning for you, don't do it again
you'll be another Photoshoppic victim of Omar!

You're just like a Pill

Stickers day here, where the residence management sent those workers to be sticking these stickers in our rooms and kitchens. Well well, I didn't KNOW that the one in my bathroom didn't give me chill pills -- dammit!

squeeze your juices, friend

mmmm,

*chews*


what time is it?
god I hate that time saving stuff

yay i'm done with database assignment
now the interactive system to go *pahh*

A Lab Rant

So I'm in the haunty computer lab here in Uni, been here since 12:30pm and still didn't get done with whatever I'm supposed to do. I feel like going to my dear bed and sleep while barely watching whatever's playing on my distant laptop.

But guess what's keeping me up to work?
This:

My satiricalistic cheap edit on Jael's highschool nerd photo. Oh the love I have for my wallpaper now. *Hugs the 1990 Viglen Cream Boxy Monitor*

I wanna go to...

TOKYOOOOOOOOOO!
*cries*

It's not like i'm a big fanatic of Anime, Video Games, Sushi or being a Harajuku wannabe but I sure would love to visit a place where it's DRENCHED with culture no matter how different it is. I mean, that's the point of visiting places, right? You don't wanna go to Guadalajara for example and look for the golden arches, would you?

I've been eating too much Peanut Butter, I need to quit! haha.
Again with the usual listy list, it's been a while. Eh?

1. Probably one of the best designed websites in my point of view
2. And this would be one of the best customised YouTube profiles.
3. If it's not for the girl with somehow a car's name, I would marry her. HAHA, hilarious!
   
4. Who would've thought this chick ends up in one of the best comedy shows ever?
5. Excellent, Excellent, Excellent. Love this huge archive over almost 5 years.
6. I like sites mentioned in media, and what I like more is to actually find something.
7. I'm sad New Jersey didn't win, but I loved ANTM Cycle 7.5!
8. Nothing's better than an official Parody, and nothing's better than Zeroes!
9. I think HE should get a life, she walked away a winner. Psh, college peeps.
10. I'm really wishing it's no flunk, but Christina Ricci can't go wrong.
11. They say Country music is bad, but these always prove me wrong. I love this song.
12. Now that's another example of how stupid and cruel humans can be. WHY snatch it off it's habitat?
13. I want one of these, is it real or what?
14. Like living in a surreal Gotham movie, excellent! People are seriously acing this. Photo at top is another example.
15. Wow, I think I qualify as a nerd. Well i match all except 8, 2 and 1.
16. If I'd ever obtain a MAC set, this would definitely be my desk.
17. Since I wanna go to Tokyo, I wanna try spending one night in one of these!

At the end of this, it seems I wanna be anywhere but here...

The Bald and The Frightful

She needs to match something else. haha, i like it.

What to do when I'm depressed?

Well I get these days when I'm totally hating YouTube, but nothing better cheers me up that the astounding performance of the amazing talented performer Vera Lamprou. She so reminds me of a local one we have, but listen to the charming voice and how she gets the 'right' notes.

No I'm Not Dead

Yes, I'm not dead. And I said it out a la '70s style as seen above. I really feel guilty towards my blog, I guess it died when Jordan Planet decided it's no long in function. How can you shut down a whole planet? Fuse kahraba? Eh. I'm impressed with the efforts of fellow bloggers in trying to keep up the community through two quite successful aggregators.

So, what's been going on with me? Is it possible for life to progress in a more interesting manner? I don't believe so. Grefet, I'm bored of the whole routine although I try with all my forces to break it. Bass what the hell. I'm being a tad better student this semester than the first one, attending lectures and labs and such. First semester was a total lazy time, started off with Ramadan and all. What else, I'll provide you with a yummy list now:

1. I finally got it, the Canon 350D. I should thank God that I am capable of getting what I want. so Al hamdulillah.
2. Although you might understand NOTHING, maybe "camera", but this is such a great video to show a trick used in magic.
3. It's such a joy to find the website of someone who you always liked their work.
4. This represents me in my best forms, haha.
5. I can watch this video FOREVER! haha
6. Have you ever saw a full circle rainbow?
7. Ain't nobody beats that! HEEHEEE, Billy Jean *aiwa*.
8. I didn't believe it when I read it, but it seriously worked!
9. Please pray for me for the thing to work! :(
10. HAHA, Gate of the Hood! hahaha
11. Now this is what I call "creativity".
12. I like this website, you get some good catches!
13. You'll be charmed, I know. Just pull yourself together. *muffled laugh*
14. Now that's VERY cruel! Screw you, Hotels.
15. 1 freakin' reason not to be the biggest fan of this man. Improvised!
16. I wish I could have this masterpiece in a big frame, *sigh*.
17. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
18. Rebekka is probably the best one in cloning herself.
19. Probably slowest loading website, but REALLY useful and informative.
20. I thought I missed this one, But I didnt! Weeeheeeww!
21. This can be really useful for Flickr users. Don't you just LOVE Greasmonkey?
22. Tyrannosaurus loves her mama!
23. Join us down in Ureedo An Al3aba Bel 7ara, where we remember our old culture in Amman!
24. A really interesting touristy video for Jordan, by Visit Jordan.
25. AH! A classic remake of the classic addictive game.
    

Oh My Word

and no, it's not how you read it.
It's how Shannon says it!

Well there isn't much to say. I came back from an amazing stay in Amman and I'm feeling crumbly and not so happy. Still though, I'm opening back up by the days. Here I go screwing up my sleeping hours after I got the chance to fix them for two days. GRR, why does this keep happening to me?

I really really don't feel like making up a proper post today, maybe later?

I'm Gone

It's such a joyous feeling how the dryers felt like working with me today, unlike previous unfortunate experiences, they magically fluffed my garmentos! Ah, nice nice.

It's funny how this blog before going to Amman is like a tradition of me, it happened twice, and this is the third time.

Anyway, my eyes are fighting to open up right now, I'm extremely tired cause I had one busy day, been running through town center, 3 malls, police departments. Urgh, i feel i'm not going to wake up and miss my flight! Inshallah no.

I can't come up with something good to say, and I feel you're not in the mood either to be going through paragraphs of a guy complaining how tired he is, so I'll leave you with my omernossy links. By the way, my name is OMAR not OMER. And don't ask me "What you up to".

1. It's good to emotionally eat on something good, especially with a good friend. Now how many good good words there are in this good sentence.
   
2. Another reason to have the 350D.
3. There's obviously some uproar on Coca-Cola changing it's Christmas ad, here's the old and the new one. You decide.
4. It's weird to really really like this charachter! I really don't know why.
5. What to be getting from Virgin Heathrow? Am I Bovvered and Not giving Hate a Chance.
6. I'm so fat, no links here. move on
   
7. THIS so describes me, haha, Seth is brilliant. It's gonna be my message tone! haha.
   
8. If I ever become a photographer, I wanna be him.
9. I'm so sick of this brand, I don't even wanna hear it's name again.
10. Funny how i've always had it, never knew it could be from being anxious or tired!
11. Wake up! Wake up! *pokes pokes*
12. Eventually I will need that strangely-constructed sentence by this brit to explain my destiny.
13. Tee-hee!
14. I'm so desperate, this is a video to show you how I usually leave the room blasting Martjn Ten Velden's, Climax.

Less than 12 hours for my flight, and I still didn't get any sleep. God i'm such a mess.
Yalla wish me luck peoples, bye.

Under the Piles

Yeah well I'm done! It's surprising how I was expecting to be aching being away from my blog, but I felt really good. haha, you never saw that coming now have you?

Let's see,
I wonder why
Being able to not be a part of a negative community?
Not bearing the burden to photoshop some image for my post, and no one cares about it?
Absar...But anyway, I won't take long. I'm leaving you with my Linkish tradition now.

1. Flipping through the first pages of Y The Last Man, there was a scene that took place in Karak. HAHA, of course I couldn't resist me fiddling with Photoshop, and this is the result.
2. yay for CariDee, she got the damn title!
3. Oh the joy, Oh the happiness! just by seeing this lovely email from the Advice office in the uni.
4. What do you do when you're done with Assignments, and got a whole section of books you're interested in, in the library? LOAN THEM FOR A WHOLE SEMESTER!
5. Cleaning your bathroom with Herbal Essences? Bad Idea.
6. I always enjoy Coke, but I never knew the addictive materials in it are so serious.
7. Learn some Idioms, an idiom a day makes you an Idiot.
8. I'm in love with persian cats, but what's more fun is to see how they're made.
   
9. Oodles for Doodles. Go and doodle your hearts out, see mine as well.
10. haha, this is hilarious. Maybe I know only one or two following this.
11. An Endless loop of artworks, now this is fun!
12. I know someone who will be enjoying these cool Japanese holes.
13. I'm so desperate, I'm so desperate that I even do this (for messenger).
14. It's finally here! Oh what a lovely feeling...
15. I always knew I'm smarter than you Righties, HAHA.
16. Threadless $10 is over. I didn't miss it, I'm waiting for Decay to be reprinted, plus I already bought 2 Men and an Octopus! yay. They tossed in two pin packs as well!
17. And Finally, i'm REALLY looking forward to the JP meeting!
    

Now go away,
I need to groove to Sherine! haha, party by myself and binge. hmmm

punch the card

Yeah well, it's no longer one big fun joke to me. Courseworks and Assignments, if you find me hanging around, I ask you to kick me out (This is becoming like a ritual for me).

Ou Est Le Chocolat

This is my 8th day, chocolate free. I'm quite excited! You know I could be calling myself a chocolate addict! So, it's an improvement! Now hopefully I'll be able to make a Tropicana-Free diet. (Not gonna Happen)

Oooh, on the other hand got quite a list for you peoples:

1. Firstly, I was nominated among the TOP 50 ARTISTS ON dA!
2. Secondly, I made it to the last 10! And I got the 4th place! This is big news to me! Although not quite official, but it's been done by a gallery director. Sandi
3. The Brunel Arabs event went really really well, everybody seemed to have a good time.
4. This is my 5th day with the stupid sickness! I've consumed so many trees! I can barely smell, taste or stay awake. Puuurfffect.
   
5. I'm! Gonna! Break! The! World's! Record! in! Exclaimation! marks!
6. Ikbis is really cool, I found tonnes of hilarious videos. One of the best, that got my laughing for hours is Nada's Ouch Ouch Ouch.
7. I'll be getting my hands on this beautiful item soon
   
8. So happy to find someone who is super interested in LOST in Brunel.
9. And again, Ms. Rawan did her great Mushroom Chicken. This time, it's been documented!
   
10. Last but not least, what do you do when you have a really severe headache? Charge people for doing them designs!

A Very Important Conversation

like, if we didn't discuss that. The Canadian-Jordanian relations would fall apart.

Conversation Starts HERE

omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:

Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
*scratch bum*
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
my friend was like
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
"it looks like a doodoo on a tissue"
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
doodoo is brown
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
what funkiness is he/she eating? ewwie
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
haahahahahaha
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
boggers helloooo
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
doodoo of nose
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boogers
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
doodoo is not boogers
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
oh in Arabic it is
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
doodoo is from ur bumbum
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
hehehehe
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we call it
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
i thought noonoo was arabic
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
BARABEEEER
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
as well
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
noonoo is peepee
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
kakka is doodoo
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
kaakaa?
Şadiye سعدية Sadiya says:
yeah kaakaa is universal i think
omernos® Back as Pink Goo! Please Vote! says:
yeahh! hehehe