Hooker Barbies

just when you can't find the right idol for your daughters, why not teach them how to dress like hookers and earn their own money by hours of hard work?

I mean, come on! When I first saw the image I thought it was a parody but it seems to be REAL! Of course, me by the forces of nature couldn't help but fiddle with such atrocious thing.

Here are the gear that comes with your hooker Barbie. We shall examine them one by one:

• First, Bagme™ - The suitcase/bag that allows you to fit in all your needs and necessities for the evening.

• From the wide range of Barbie™ diaphragms, Barbie™ Contracepta™ and Ken-Is-Shit™ condoms. Just when you feel you don't think that client is the right man to be your baby's daddy - pop that diaphragm in girl and you're set to go.
  
  
• The other item would be the Barbie Wipemeoff Handkerchief™ that can come in handy after your customer's unwanted 'romance explosions' all over the scene. It can also be used to wipe off your whore paint and shoo away flies from your rotten areas (if you know what I'm sayin'...)
  
  
• The SeeItRightItAintNoFakeMoney Spectacles™ are for the sole purpose of verifying your commission's authenticity. Fed up with them cheapsters trying to get you with FAKE money. Not anymore *happy product smile*
  
  
• The Hat - it's just a damn hat, you can still use it as Barbie Wipemeoff Handkerchief™.
  
  
• If you're going to the mall, you know they won't let you in with your beautiful slut ruffle skirt. So you slip on the Slut-In-Capris™ and you'll magically turn into a mall rat. Or just a rat, in jeans, depends on how ugly you look.
  
  
• The Barbie-Dayum-I'm-Havin'-A-Baybee™ set is just the most appropriate for you. You need this anytime anywhere. A number of 6 pregnancy tests come in this black luxurious purse with the Hooker Barbie™ emblem in hot pink.
  
  
• Don't you worry about your creepy clients anymore, the My-Client-Is-Kinky Butt Spanker™ is just the right thing to have around in case your client is into masochism. It also comes in black with the brilliant emblem.
  
  
• Barbie™ Hootchie-Sandals™ are the best thing to have if you want to air your toes from them tight leather boots. Also, you can shove it up the smelly cootch of that ho that keeps stealing your clients from the corner down next to the parking lot!
  
  
• Bracelets are just bracelets, no sexual double-function to them.
  

Hooker Barbies are only available online, you can order one through Amazon US. Just for $15! What a catch. Thumbs up to The Last Shall Be First. If you're unsatisfied with your Hooker Barbie and looking for something more "dope" you can opt for Crack Ho Barbie. And for one with better dancing and "performing" skills, you can get the Exotic Dancer Barbie.